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Top 10 Phrases When Jay Becomes a Dad

10. "Go to your room, and don't come out until you can describe a 5-period simple moving average crossover"

9. "When I said 'Watch for an inverse pup', I didn't intend for you to hang Spot on the clothesline"

8. "No son of mine is going to be named Ollie"

7. "You sneak the car out of the garage again and you'll definitely be trading futures young man"

6. "No daughter of mine is going to be named Winnie"

5. "Stop kicking sand into little Jimmy Cramer's face!"

4. "Mommy, please tell Daddy to get off the Xbox"

3. "I know Uncle Bob Pissani is boring, but we couldn't find you another baby sitter"

2. "What do you mean you want to work at CNBC when you grow up?"

1. "Honey, I think we have a turd alert!"

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