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| My List | Late Night's Final Selections |
| 10. Rename the Bordeaux region "Napa Valley East" | 10. Trade the Eiffel Tower for
Delaware |
| 9. Replace Brie cheese in Paris restaurants with Kraft Singles | 9. Make Catherine Deneuve their ambassador
to the U.S. Rob P., Toronto, ON |
| 8. Stay after school and write 500 times on the chalkboard "I will not be a wimp" | 8. Throw one monster kegger! Nathan R., Winston-Salem, NC |
| 7. Send Gerard Depardieu to Weight Watchers | 7. Move the Cannes Film Festival to
Brooklyn Bob C., Scottsdale, AZ |
| 6. Deport all beautiful French babes to America | 6. Promise to stop exporting Gerard
Depardieu Chuck A., Dublin, CA |
| 5. Have President Jacques Chirac "french-kiss" German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder on the Howard Stern Show | 5. Have their figure skating judge
give us the gold medal at the next Olympics Joey W., St. Louis, MO |
| 4. Make all French babes shave their pits | 4. French kiss George W.'s ass J.T., Ottawa |
| 3. Grant permanent political asylum to Anna Nicole Smith | 3. A good start would be losing those
fruity berets Rich W., Pittsburgh, PA |
| 2. Move the Eiffel Tower to Las Vegas and replace the lame one at Paris hotel | 2. A new gift, "The Statue of
J-Lo" Mark S., Del Mar, CA |
| 1. Finally admit we saved your ass in World War II! | 1. Shock and awe us by taking a shower Craig J., Irvine, CA |
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