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Top Ten Things Dumb Guys Think SARS Is

(This has got to be the toughest category I've ever seen. Not exactly a comical subject [see my # 4])

My List Late Night's Final Selections (5/5/03)
 

10. The first five letters of the alphabet
Mike A., Somerville, MA

  9. Those delicious campfire treats
Tom W., Mt. Vernon, IL
  8. The planet just south of Mars
George G., Fullerton, CA
7. God's punishment on gay people . . . no, wait, that's fat fundamentalist dumb guys 7. Hutch's partner from the old TV series
Pamela M., Sacramento, CA
6. I heard the Iraqui Information Minister say "It's just a head cold" 6. More than one SAR
Mike G., Pembroke
5. Something you declare in customs to speed through the line 5. Isn't that Prince's new name?
Nick A., Fargo, ND
4. A great topic for a top-ten list 4. Russian aristocracy prior to the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution
William O., Hicksville, NY
3. Something you nickname your cash, so when you pay for dinner, you say "That's OK, I've got SARS" 3. That eye problem thing that made Dave miss lots of shows
Mike K., Blaine, WA
2. A cool thing to yell halfway through your international flight 2. I don't know...put pass the Cheese Wiz
Keith S., Huntersville, NC
1. SRAS spelled backwards 1. Not sure -- but Arsenio Hall is searching for it
Lincoln McC., Toronto, Ontario

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